I was somewhat surprised to learn the other day that accused murderer Jodi Arias has her own Twitter account. Arias is accused of killing her boyfriend Travis Alexander. Alexander was stabbed over 25 times, his throat was sliced ear-to-ear, and he was shot in the head. His naked, bloated body was found decomposing in the shower. What a scene. What a woman.
What an animal.
The prosecution is aiming for the death penalty in this trial, but I’m not so sure she’ll get it. It’s just a gut feeling. I’d say life in prison without parole if she’s found guilty. This trial has just gone on far too long and back ‘n forth so many times between experts that I think the jury has the potential to be a bit confused on top of their mental (and even physical) exhaustion.
Although, the questions from the jury presented to Arias during her time on the stand didn’t make it seem like they were too sympathetic towards her. The question that stands out in my mind from the jury is something to the effect of “If you’ve lied all this time, why should we believe you now?” Beautiful stuff right there.
What’s better is that Arias didn’t even have an answer for it. Sure, if you wanna call her answer a legitimate answer. It was the usual run-around bullcrap coming from a killer on the stand that really has no defense. I don’t say “alleged” killer because Jodi already admitted that she killed Travis back in June 2008. But that’s neither here nor there. I wanted to let you folks that are following the trial know that Jodi Arias has her own Twitter account.
Yeah, that’s right. This girl:
Supposedly Arias talks to a friend of hers, Donavan Bering, over the phone and tells Bering what to write on Arias’ Twitter account. Bering puts Arias’ words on Twitter, and over 32,000 people read them or at least see them. Wow, I only have 34 Followers. Lucky you, Jodi!
Now, I’m not trying to give Jodi any publicity, BUT since she’s a high-profile murderess, and since I find the criminally insane mind very interesting, I will anyways. You can find THE Jodi Arias on Twitter @Jodiannarias . I’m looking at her Twitter page as I’m writing this. So far, she’s put out 23 Tweets (with Donavan’s help), she follows 16 accounts, and she has 32, 645 followers. That’s only 32,611 more than me!
I’m a guy that’s busted his ass in school and worked since I was 16 to make something of myself (and maybe one day reach the national level of syndication whether it be in broadcasting or print…or blogging!) and here you have this low-life reaching national fame! Or should I say infamy. Jodi Arias is more of a celebrity than me!
Something’s not right here…
We make the wrong people famous. Even if they’re (in)famous for the wrong reasons, the bottom line is that 32, 645 people want to hear what Jodi Arias, murderer, has to say. Only 1,474 people (this website plus my Twitter account) want to hear what I have to say. I must say I’m a bit jealous. A bit jealous of a murderer.
Besides the fact that the REAL Jodi Arias has her own Twitter account, what’s even better is the appearance of her friend Donavan Bering. When I first heard this name, I thought it was a guy. Think former NFL quarterback Donovan McNabb. I actually think, though, that Donovan McNabb may be better looking than Donavan Bering, a woman. Yes, I just said that. #NoHomo
Here’s why I say that:
The one on the right? Blue shirt? Bald? Yeah that’s Donavan Bering. (S)he makes Donovan McNabb look like Kim K. Well, maybe not that drastic, but you get the picture. Could you imagine sleeping with Donavan Bering? I’m pretty sure if you’re a guy she wouldn’t be interested in sleeping with you, though. I wonder if her and Jodi Arias are or were more than friends.
If Arias does indeed get sentenced to at least life in prison, maybe Bering can bust in with a strap-on and really teach Jodi a thing or two. It would be decent payback for Tweeting for Jodi all that time. I’d want something in return if I were sending out Tweets for her. A good blowjob would be nice, but I’d be afraid she’d stab me, slit my throat, and shoot me in the head afterward.
When I first looked at Donavan Bering, I honestly could not tell if it was a man or a woman. I actually had to go to Google and do research. Hardcore research. All to find out if some person that Tweets for a murderer is a man or a woman. Donavan, you owe me 2 minutes of my life back. It’s alright. Just get in contact with me @SullySocial17 and we can arrange for you to think of some good Tweets for me.
I have too much time on my hands.